Stuck in the Middle With Bots

Just a little song I wrote in my boredom about Left 4 Dead to the tune of "Stuck in the Middle With You" by Stealer's Wheel.

Stuck in the Middle With Bots

I'm gaming on a Saturday night
Fancy some Left 4 Dead but something ain't right
There's no one on my friends list to help
So I'm gonna run Dead Air by myself

Boomers to the left of me
Smokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with bots

Yeah I'm stuck in the middle with bots
Louis in my way so he keeps getting shot
I'm so scared because I hear the tank growl
And there's still a hunter out on the prowl

Boomers to the left of me
Smokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with bots

Well I used my only molly
And I'm proud to say we took the tank down
I'm limping to the safe room and my health is in the red, I'm thinking
Pleeeeaaaase... pleeeeeaaaase...

We made it to the finale at last
We're fully healed and now we're ready to blast
I've got pipe bombs and some ammo to spare
But then a chunk of tarmac sails my way through the air

Boomers to the left of me
Smokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with bots

Well the tank is fucking coming
I get smokered while I'm running, I'm down
Zoey comes to save me and we're almost at the plane, I'm thinking
Pleeeeaaase... pleeeeaaase...

The tank is running hot on our heels
I'm almost dead so now I swallow my peelz
The plane is open and we're all piling in
We've been through hell but now we finally win

Zoey to the left of me
Francis to the right
Here I am so fucking glad for the bots
Yes I'm so very glad for the bots
I should trade in all my friends for the bots...

© Charon 2010