I'm Batman!

Ok people. It's time for you all to see what will be, without doubt, the greatest game of 2009 if not the greatest game of the 21st century. First off, go get a steam account.
http://store.steampowered.com
Learn to use it.
Search the steam store for Batman. They have a free demo of Batman: Arkham Asylum. It's short, but epicly sweet. Seriously. It's dark, it's fun, it's spooky! Mark Hamill voicing the Joker. My favourite Harley Quinn making an appearance. Freeflow combat system with slow motion takedowns. Ingenious implementation of a grappling system. Ninja-like stealth. Brain-squeezing detectiveness.

This. Is a game like no other. The Joker has taken over Arkham Asylum and Batman is trapped inside. Worse, you cannot kill the bad guys. They are to be restrained and put back in their cells. But they also have hostages! Meaning you need to use your environment to its fullest in order to protect the innocent, and punish the guilty. I'm not kidding, all of you, even the videogame virgins. You need to download and play this demo. It will change the way you view gaming. :P

And more importantly. Remember folks...

I'M BATMAN!