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K passed this on. Fitting really as it is alphabetically themed. An ABC of me! And some random bonus questions at the end. Excited? You should be.

A - AVAILABLE: I took myself off the market years ago. Was declared condemned.

A - Age: This bit requires a quick bit of maths... *works it out* Holy crap. I'm 27 already. :S

B - BIRTHDAY: 30th November. Slightly early than my ETA of 25th December. Which was kinda lucky really. Because I'd hate to be a Christmas baby. That would have also made me Capricorn and who wants to be a goat when you can be a badass centaur just by popping out early? :D

B - Bed size: Double. Ummm that's it. I have no witty comments. :S

C - CRUSHING ON: I'm not 14? (leaving K's answer there)

C - Chore you hate: All of them. Cleaning, Ironing, Getting out of bed, Getting dressed, Cooking, Eating, Doing things. Hate it all.

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Red Bull! :P Well, ok, cheap knockoff Red Bull but we know it's all made exactly the same.

D - Dog's name: I have no dog!

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: The non-existent dog.

E - Essential start to your day: Well I suppose waking up is the most essential part. Otherwise I'm with K again. Energy drink, rapidly.

F - FAVORITE SONG: The Wanderer by Elvenking most likely. Although obviously there are day to day variations this one seems consistent.

F - Favorite color: Black.

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Worms! Don't get me wrong, gummy bears are ok, but worms. ^^

G - Gold or Silver: Silver. Gold is overrated and tacky.

H - HOMETOWN: Leeds. It's not a particularly nice place, but then it is in England so what do you expect?

H - Height: 5'6" ish? I dunno, somewhere near that I think.

I - IN LOVE WITH: myself! :P And various other things I come across in my life. Like science, technology, music, a small handful of ladies I admire from afar. :P (Dammit, why didn't I think to just put 'your mum!'.)

I - Instrument: The pen. :P I hope one day to become a virtuoso.

J - JUGGLE: Jiggle, niggle, nipple. :P No I can't juggle.

J - Job title: Retail Monkey / Ninja Poet / Wordsmith

K - KILLED SOMEONE: In my head and video games, yes, by the thousands. In real life, no, not yet. Mainly due to laziness.

K - Kids: Hate them. Noisy annoying things. So disrespectful these days too.

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: No idea. Three or four hours?

L - Living arrangements: Currently playing mum to my little brother at my parents' house, which saves me a ton of rent. :D Sure beats house-sharing with randoms in Manchester. Only downside is that every so often I have to put up with my parents visiting. :P

M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate. It may as well be the only milkshake flavour. Anyone who chooses strawberry is bland and anyone who chooses banana is just weird.

M - Must do before I die: Oh allsorts of things that I'll never actually get round to. Too many to list.

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: One brother, one sister, both younger.

N - Nicknames: None really. I've had some in the past but they weren't fantastic. I think I'm with Demetri Martin on this one. "Cinnamon buns. That's an example of something I would buy, and also have as a nickname. Are you Cinammon Buns? Bet your sweet ass I am."

O - ONE WISH: If I tell you it won't come true, will it?

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth of child: None that I'm aware of. Can't stand hospitals. Think I'd rather die in freedom. ¬¬

P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Pizza takeaway. ^^

P - Pet Peeve: Stupidity. Especially stupidity in the face of facts to the contrary.

Q- QUICKIES: What now?

Q - Quotes you like: Oooh the Pratchett one K used is a classic. I love allsorts of quotes, too many to choose just one. I like a lot of comedy quotes. There was a great one from Dr Cox in Scrubs (who reminds me of a male version of K) that went something like "Newbie, if the next words out of your mouth aren't 'goodbye Dr Cox' then the following words will be 'Ow my crotch! My Crotch! I can't believe you punched me in my crotch!'"

R- REASON TO SMILE: Because it makes people wonder what you're up to.

R - Right or left handed: Right handed. Left people hold pens weirdly thus proving how unnatural left-handedness is.

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Destruction - No Need To Justify

S - Side of bed you sleep on: The side that faces upwards.

T - Time you wake up: If I'm working early 4:50am. If I'm working late or not working at all 11:30am.

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 11:30am. ^^

U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Red. :S

V - VEGETABLE(S): Are for lesser animals. Like rodents.

V - Vegetable you dislike: Yeah parsnips. Seriously what the fuck are parsnips about?

W - WORST HABIT: Nail biting?

W - Ways you run late: I rarely run late. Punctuality is important.

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Ankle. Once. Xrays suck.

Y – YOYOS ARE: Kitsch. I remember them being in fashion briefly when I was at school. They soon get boring though.

Y - Yummy food you make: I fail at cooking. Completely.

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Technically Ophiuchus, Sagittarius otherwise.

Z - Zoo favorite: Zoos are lame.

Random Questions About You:

Spell your name without vowels: Chrn

Your favorite number: 3

What color do you wear most?: Black.

Least favorite color?: Red.

What are you listening to?: Overkill - Fear His Name.

Are you happy with your life right now?: *shrug* Could be worse. Could be stabbed.

What was (is) your favorite class in school?: English, obviously.

Favorite pair of shoes?: Shoes are shoes.

THE CANS:

Can you dance?: No and thus, I don't.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Nope. No one can. It's a lie.

Can you whistle? Not particularly. I can produce a whistling sound but that's not exactly the same thing.

Write with both hands?: No. My left hand is pretty useless. I've tried for ages to learn to use my left but it just doesn't work. So I have to settle for being badass with my right. I can for example, write upside-down, back to front and both upside-down and back to front, with relative ease.

Cross your eyes?: Yes. Pretty easy that one.

Walk with your toes curled?: Probably. Can't be bothered trying.

THE DO'S:

Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Of some description yes. I find it hard to accept that if there are a near infinite number of planets that only one has life, millions of species of life, on just one of those infinite planets... unlikely.

Do you believe in miracles?: Depends on the definition of miracle. Probably not. I consider a miracle to be truly miraculous and thus, unlikely to ever happen.

Do you believe in magic?: Definition based again, but yes, where magic is the subtle manipulation of energy to produce a result that otherwise might not have occurred.

Love at first sight?: Hmmm, maybe. I think love is generally something that grows. Perhaps the spark of love at first sight.

Do you believe in Santa?: Well no, obviously. :S

Do you like roller coasters?: No. They are stupid.

Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: No. my gag reflex is pitifully weak.

THE HAVES:

Have you ever been on a plane?: Yup.

Have you ever been asked out by someone?: Nope.

Have you ever been to the ocean?: No actually. A few seas but not either of the oceans.

Have you ever painted your nails?: Nope.

THE WHATS:

What is the temperature outside?: Coldish.

What radio station do you listen to: I don't really. I liked Rock Radio when they launched but they don't cover my current area.

What was the last restaurant you ate at? No idea. I despise eating in public.

What was the last thing you bought?: A sandwich I think. :S

What was the last thing on TV you watched?: That Mitchell and Webb Look. Last night.

THE WHOS:

Who was the last person you IM'd?: That's for me to know. ;)

Who was the last person you took a picture of: God knows. I don't take many photos.

Who was the last person you said I love You to : Not telling.

CRYING SECTION.

Ever really cried your heart out?: Nope.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yup.

Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Nope.

Ever cried over the opposite sex? : Nope.

Do you cry when you get an injury?: No I'm more a swearer. I cry a stream of expletives. :P

Do certain songs make you cry?: Nope.

HAPPY SECTION.

Are you a happy person?: I suppose so, sometimes.

What can make you happy?: If I knew that I'd probably be more happy.

Do you wish you were happier? *shrug*

Can music make you happy?: Temporarily.

LOVE SECTION.

How many times have you had your heart broken?: No idea. I don't keep count.

Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Yup.

LOOK AT ME.

What is your current hair color?: Absent.

Current piercings?: Nope.

Have any tattoos?: Nope.

Eye color?: No idea.

CURRENTLY WEARING.
What shirt are you wearing?: A black one.

Pants: Black trousers (it's a work day)

Shoes? Black.

Necklaces?: Nope.

IN A BOY/GIRL.

Favorite eye color: No preference.

Short or long hair: No preference.

Height: No preference.

Best clothing: No preference.

HAVE YOU EVER...

Been to jail: Only when playing Monopoly.

Mooned someone: Nope.

Ran away from home: Nope.

Laughed so hard you cried: Yup.

Cried in school: Nope.

Thrown up in a store: Nope.

Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: Hmmm. No, don't think so.

Seen a dead body: Nope.

Been bitched out: Nope?

Gone skinny dipping: Nope.

THIS OR THAT.

Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Although if you mix Pepsi and Coke you can produce Poke which has all sorts of mysterious powers.

McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's. Burger King sucks.

Single or Group Dates: Que?

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

Strawberries or Blueberries: Blueberries. Strawberries are so overrated.

Meat or Veggies: MEAT!

TV or Movies: No preference.

Guitar or Drums: Drums.

Adidas or Nike: Reebok.

Chinese or Mexican: Neither.

Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Cheerios.

Cake or Pie: Pie. Everyone knows the cake is a lie.

MTV or VH1: Neither.

There you go. Done. Now I gotta get to work. Byes.