Lagging.

I realise I'm lagging behind. I'll try resume this tale soon. What with my boss getting repeatedly snowed in and my internet struggling to stay connected it's not been easy to work on this.

Also. Open comment to the dickhead who signed up for facebook using my email address...
Reported. Why would you even do that... Donald Rozay Myers. Not only did you piss me off, but you offered your personal details (and the names of all your friends) right into the hands of a stranger. How utterly foolish. I'm guessing Shanieka Myers is related to you? See what you've done? I'll spare the rest of your friends the embarrassment of your foolishness.
Retard.