Internet dead

I am temporarily without internet. My modem router is dead. I spent half an hour on phone to tech support pushing buttons on it and repeatedly confirming it's dead. Now I have to wait for a second department to call me back tomorrow to get me to push more buttons to confirm that it is, in fact, dead. Then and only then will my ISP be willing to entertain the fact that I was right all along and will ship me a new modem. I have no idea how long that will take them. I'm guessing over a week. In the meantime I have hijacked my brother's connection.
And people laugh at me for having two internet lines. :P Who's laughing now?!!

So I AM sorta here but sometimes might not be. :)