Meow

6:30am. It's a shit time to be awake. It's an even shitter time to be at work. And worse still knowing all the other things I have to do today and tomorrow.
Still, least I can rely on the good old British press to make me lol first thing in the morning. Calling for a ban on Mephedrone because (shock horror!) the death toll has risen to...
Wait for it...
FIVE!!

ZOMG. Ban it quick! A drug we know nothing about killing a grand total of 5 people. Wait... haven't we known Mephedrone was being used since like 2007? So that's five deaths... in three years...
*grabs a calculator*
1.6 recurring. I thought so.
1.6 deaths per year is enough for a ban?
Well shit, people. In that case I hereby call for a ban on:
Cars
Junk food
Tobacco
Alcohol
Baths
Stairs
Bumblebees
Peanuts
Sex
Guns
Doctors
Airplanes
Fire
War
China
Religion
and Electricity.

Just because 1.6 people per year are stupid... Just because 1.6 people per year kill themselves by abusing something... That's no reason to ban it.