Why Humans Need Sleep
Elroy the magical banana
Began to exist in the speed of a blink
"Hang on a moment", he thought
"I'm a banana, how can I think?"
Which is more philosophical than the thoughts
You'll find in the heads of most of today's men
And Elroy reached the conclusion that
He didn't exist and so vanished again
The moral of the story is this my friend
Whether you're a lawyer or humble llama farmer
How do you know, you're not just a thought
In the head of a magic banana?
© Charon 2009
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Great..this made my day ^^
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Thanks Anon. :P The Cult of Elroy is the best made up religion ever. :) Even in that brief moment he existed Elroy, in his omniscience, imagined us and all we know, learning all of life's answers. We are still in those briefest of seconds. O_O Put your faith in Elroy and truly we shall earn custard.
ReplyDeletemmmh Custard.... *YUMM!*
ReplyDeleteA banana split with icecream and custard... *slurp!*
At least you can eat this God or could in his brief moment of his being. How practical :)
Ches.
Lol. To eat Elroy would be to consume the whole of existence! :o
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